My time on this earth grows short. I will die tomorrow. My grave will say: Here lies Kate, she died from severe overexposure to math, Filipino math.
Well, maybe not that exactly. Probably something more along the lines of a severe nosebleed or severe brain damage from hitting her head on the desk too hard.Yeah, something like that. If anyone who knows me is reading this, please tell my parents I want an open casket and a hundred-twenty-four Stargazer lilies at my funeral. Also, tell them to enumerate the elements of the periodic table when I'm being lowered into the ground just for the heck of it.
For those of you who don't know, I'm taking the UPCAT tomorrow. For those of you who still don't know, the UPCAT is the hardest college entrance test I will ever take in my adolescent life. A combination of all my years of studies rolled into one booklet of question that when read aloud, can probably open the gates to hell or something.
So yes, wish me luck fellow multi-celled organisms :)
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